QUALITY HUMOR

  • To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. To do so officially is called testing.
  • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
  •  Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean testing is a crime? 
  • Testers and developers: they make an extraordinary team. One is extra and the other ordinary 
  • 3 Biggest Software Lies:

The program’s fully tested and bug-free.
We’re working on the documentation.
Of course we can modify it.” 

  • Every tester has the heart of a developer … in a jar on their desk.
  • Developer proposes, Tester disposes
  • “It’s not a bug, it’s a forthcoming feature”

 

The Team Know

  • The schedule doesn’t have enough time for maintenance in it.
  • A lot of bugs get past the tests.
  • Most old code can’t be maintained.

 

 

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